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I'm Hugh Jassel and I'm
America's #1 Republican!

If you have aspirations of being a great Republican, you need to be a Hugh Jassel Republican. Hugh Jassel Republican's are true Republicans. We're the most steadfast in our views and convictions. When we say we don't believe in same-sex marriages we really mean it - DON'T BE GAY OR YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL! When we say we don't believe in stem-cell research we mean it. I don't want to see crazy-people-cloning and weird human/animal hybrids walking around. I know you don't either. Stand up for what you believe in and don't be afraid to be a Hugh Jassel Republican. Let's make this world a better place - I say it's clean-up time. Time to stop all abortions and kill all terrorists. A tax-cut for the upper 1/10 of 1% also helps.
I'm Hugh Jassel and I'm always RIGHT.

I strongly oppose human cloning, as do most Americans. We recoil at the idea of growing human beings for spare body parts, or creating life for our convenience. And while we must devote enormous energy to conquering disease, it is equally important that we pay attention to the moral concerns raised by the new frontier of human embryo stem cell research. Even the most noble ends do not justify any means. I voted for the war in Iraq and I continue to stand with the President. We cannot "cut and run". We will only leave Iraq when victory is in hand. We must stay the course. As Bin Laden says, some Americans may not have the stomach for it, but I will never waiver from our mission to spread democracy throughout the world. I count many important American leaders as good friends and colleagues including: President Bush, Vice-President Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, Condoleeza Rice, Mark Foley, Tom DeLay, Bob Ney, Jack Abramoff, George Allen, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter and all the swift boaters that helped speak out against John Kerry in 2004. Plus, too many more to mention here.
November 8, 2006
November 7, 2006
Ted couldn't have done it

Everyone is so eager to attack Ted Haggard just because the lefties feel so guilty about their indescretion and hedonism. Here's a video of Ted telling it like it is. I miss those days, let's pray for him. - HJ
November 7, 2006
It's time to get out and vote!
Recent polls show Democrats have been closing in so it's more important than ever that you get out and vote! Let's get as many Hugh Jassel Republicans in office as possible. - HJ
November 6, 2006
We finally shut down the Iraqi inspections

Duncan Hunter (R-CA), Chairman of the House Armed Services Committee was able to get a provision in the new Pentagon budget that closed the Office of the Special Inspector General for Iraq Reconstruction. - HJ
November 5, 2006
George Bush and I are 100% commited to Rummy

Now is not the time for the world to doubt Rumsfeld. The terrorists are in their last throes and we need to stay strong to the end. Donald Rumsfeld is the best civilian manager in the free world and, for that, I trust all his decisions regarding war. He even knows there are books about Iraq that he may read just to stay on top of things. - HJ
November 3, 2006
Ted Haggard said he didn't do it and I believe him

Ted Haggard, president of the National Association of Evangelicals, was wrongly accused of having gay sex and taking Crystal Meth - HJ
November 2 , 2006
John Kerry says that troops are "stupid"!

The senator's suggestion that the men and women of our military are somehow uneducated is insulting and shameful. They are plenty smart and they are plenty brave, and the Kerry owes them an apology. Even John McCain agrees and he was IN the military! - HJ
November 2, 2006
If democrats take over...

This ranting lunatic is exactly the reason that everyone needs to get out and vote. Don't let the "Lefty Loons" run God's great country. Do what's RIGHT. - HJ
November 1, 2006
Inspirational Video

As mid-term elections draw near, I wanted to remind Americans of why we do what we do. Why the President is so courageous in the face of terrorism. - HJ
October 29, 2006
I've got a MySpace page to help spread the word

I'm doing my part to connect with the younger generation. I don't approve of much that I see on MySpace, and that's why I feel it important to be there espousing high moral values and strong political RIGHT-ness. - HJ
October 28, 2006
Michael J. Fox brazenly fakes symptoms for Dems

In this commercial, Michael J. Fox is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He is moving all around and shaking, and it's purely an act. This is really shameless. Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting, one of the two. - HJ
October 28, 2006
The real Harold Ford. Do we really want this guy?

My colleague Bob Corker has done a great job getting the REAL Harold Ford out into the public eye. It's guys like Bob Corker that pave the way for higher moral values. Thanky you, Bob. - HJ
October 27, 2006
Waterboarding is a no-brainer

Although the Army Field Manual specifically bans waterboarding, they say experience has shown this type of technique hasn't worked, the Vice-President and I both still feel strongly that waterboarding is the way to go. It's a no-brainer as far as I'm concerned. - HJ
October 25, 2006
Bush signs Mexican/American Border Fence bill

A 700-mile fence is agood first step, but we can't stop until the fence stretches for the entire border. People say they would rather have more border agents instead of a fence, but I believe they don't really know what they want. - HJ
October 20, 2006
Florida Rep. Mark Foley is still a good, good man

Although Mark Foley found trouble emailing and instant messaging congressional pages, he never actually had sex with them. Also, he's gay and was molested by a priest. So he couldn't help it. I'm praying for you, Mark. - Hugh Jassel
October 15, 2006
Golfing in Scotland with close friends

A well-deserved vacation in St. Andrews with Bob Ney, David Safavian and Ralph Reed. All covered by our good friend Jack Abramoff who does great work for the American Indians. - HJ
October 12, 2006
George Allen is doing good work in Virginia

George Allen and I are very close and I stand behing him all the way. He really just made that word up. Even if he didn't George and I personally know many Macacas. In fact, my wife and I regularly employ 2 or 3 Macacas to help us work on our property - HJ

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